Are these the worst or best jokes ever?
A Man Goes to the Barber and the Barber Asks, “How Would You Like Your Hair Cut?”
The man says, “In silence.”
When Is a Door Not a Door?
When it’s ajar
What Do You Call the Largest Mammal on Earth That Lives in a Palace?
The Prince of Whales of course
Who Is the Greatest Chicken-killer in Shakespeare?
Macbeth, because he did murder most foul.
What Is the Difference Between a Tube and a Foolish Dutchman?
One is a hollow cylinder, and the other a silly Hollander.